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My Santa

My Santa is tall and strong so he can hike through snow and blizzards. He is world weary, because he has seen all the bad of humanity. Old school Santa puts a switch in their shoes so their parents can spank the evil out of them. I feared Santa. He was all knowing, rewarding the good and punishing the bad.

My Santa spits on your CocaCola branded jolly fat man.

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